Bunker: Where have you been for the past 6 months?
Sandusky: Lets check my notes, "Sleep, eat, sleep, tetherball, sleep, Xbox, sleep, chasing birds, eat, sit on Bunker's head, sleep, eat, sleep, tetherball, sleep, wash scorpion down the drain, sleep, movie, sleep, hide in freezer, sleep on radiator.......... ;D
I think Sandusky has been watching too many talk shows if he thinks he can play the "Species card" and get away with it.
Don't worry Sandusky, you won't be missing much. You'd probably like weddings as much as I do. Bleh. Trying to talk to people you've never met and have nothing in common with. Having to sit still and quiet on uncomfortable chairs during the ceremony while pretending to look interested. Having to wait until after the ceremony to start eating. No good places to take a nap and a bunch of little kids wanting you to play with them. You probably drink as much as I do, so unless someone brings an Xbox it gets dull rather fast.
I try to avoid weddings whenever possible. 4th of July parties, now THOSE I like going to. (Q: Are those fireworks legal? A: Not really.
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I think you're getting the good deal Sandusky, you don't even have to make an excuse to get out of it. Not to mention that some little twerp would probably bring a big bag of catnip to the wedding and you'll wake up somewhere in Nebraska.
Trust me, you'll enjoy it with Kashmir far more than a wedding. Depending on how many little ones there are, Bunker will probably wish he was back in the apartment with you when you were a cub. Just watch the video tape when they get back and you'll see all the important stuff.
My uncle's dogs ALWAYS wanted to go for a ride, no matter how boring it was.
As for "Thing One and Thing Two", it reminds me of two co-workers I used to have. They were a husband and wife who worked at wal-mart while going to school. They were good workers except for their habit of always trying to be together.
The nickname started in receiving when they were unloading trucks sometimes. They had a habit of wearing ONLY Black and White clothing. When a pallet or cart was full and needed to be moved elsewhere in the store one of them would often go to do it. Soon after the other one would disappear on some other task as well and they would take their time coming back and always come back together.
Soon their nicknames became "Penguin 1" and "Penguin 2". The explanation went, "Wherever one goes, the other follows". The part that made it memorable was that neither "Penguin number" was "assigned". "Penguin 1" was whoever left on a task first. "Penguin 2" was whoever stayed behind, and then later snuck off. So when the receiving head asked "Where's Penguin 2?" or "What pallet did Penguin 1 take?" you had to know who left first and who snuck off. It almost became a game of keeping track of them.
"Penguin 1" was also used to describe the one who was in the room or in eyesight and "Penguin 2" was used to describe the other. Sometimes only one of them worked that day so in the break room, someone would sometimes ask, "What's Penguin 2 doing tonight?" They both took the nickname in good fun. It was incredibly confusing to people who were new and not in the loop as to the nicknames.
Very nice people, They just had that bad little habit.
/Off to bed now, have an Omni controller to fix in the morning.
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